but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
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