Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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