fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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