Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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