This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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