Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
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