Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
i out mim tonsoeep
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