How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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