Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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