He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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