he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
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