We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
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