For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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