the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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