Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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