Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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