My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
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