thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
the condom got lost in my hair
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
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