I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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