Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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