belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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