He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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