I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
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