How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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