Plan B is the new Plan A
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
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