omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
We got so high we made milksteak
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
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