Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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