I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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