I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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