I think im going to throw up on grandma
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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