i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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