ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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