and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
be right there i have to get my cape
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
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