I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
how do flat chested girls get laid?
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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