4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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