i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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