Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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