I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
Randomize
