do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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