I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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