He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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