We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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