i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Randomize
