so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
It's blow job season.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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