The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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