Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Randomize
