Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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