so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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