anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
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