The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
someone owes me an orgasm
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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